Pseudoish Wisdom Series

You Can’t Make Anybody Happy

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(This is Entry #14 in the Pseudoish Wisdom Series) Happiness is much sought after but even when you think you have it it disappears. Take commenting systems for example.  99% of my visitors have their own site.  Most use the default WordPress comments.  That makes them happy.  That is fine …

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The Best Chocolate Factory in the World

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(This is Entry #11 in the Pseudoish Wisdom Series) I have the good fortune of living close to one of the best chocolate factories in the world. ((Schokoladenhaus Fassbender & Rausch Chocolatiers am Gendarmenmarkt Berlin)) I honestly can’t think of anything better.  If you guessed that I live in Hershey, Pennsylvania ((Hershey’s …

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To-Do-To-Schedule

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(This is Entry #9 in the Pseudoish Wisdom Series) The other day I talked about how some think to-do lists are evil and people should use a schedule.  Today I used a schedule.  I had a morning soon-to-be ritual.  Then I ate the frog.  Or in other words I finished my most …

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Attune Your Ears

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(This is Entry #7 in the Pseudoish Wisdom Series) Most of the regular visitors know that I live in Germany.  I have done so for about 5.5 years.  Learning German is difficult but it is easier if you attune your ears to the language.  Tune them up! It helps to …

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Obey the Zebra

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(This is Entry #6 in the Pseudoish Wisdom Series) Zebras have stripes as do zebra crossings.  I don’t know what it is like in your country but in Germany we have plenty of stripes across the road. They are there so pedestrians know they can cross there.  In theory you …

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Earplugs are the Future

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(This is Entry #5 in the Pseudoish Wisdom Series) Earplugs are the in thing.  In your ear thing.  I went to a loud 50’s/60’s concert in Branson, Missouri. I hated it.  I would have hated it even more if I hadn’t been wearing my earplugs. Why did I go?  Because …

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How Much Pooh?

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(This is Entry #4 in the Pseudoish Wisdom Series) Question: How much Pooh would a Pooh Bear Pooh if a Pooh Bear could Bear Pooh? Answer: A Pooh Bear would Bear as much Pooh as a Pooh Bear could Bear if a Pooh Bear could Bear Pooh.

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Existence and Liver

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(This is Entry #3 in the Pseudoish Wisdom Series) You think, therefore you are, or something like that.  You think you are real but you are not real.  You are indeed fake.  Let me clarify, when online you are fake.  To your friend(s) you are real. Go to any comment …

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