Magical Unicorn Meat

“No foolin’ – Unicorn meat is real! Excellent source of sparkles! Rick Bite Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go.  As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in …

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Star Wars Legendary Jedi Master Yoda Collector Box Edition!

Train to become a Jedi with Legendary Yoda! Legendary Yoda guides you on the path to becoming a Jedi Master. Yoda’s dynamic motorized body movement and full voice recognition will lead you to Jedi Wisdom and Lightsaber mastery. Watch him come to life with Lightsaber action and 360-degree, dynamic movement.

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Mountain Dew DEWshine Limited Edition Collectible Glass Jug

So no joke, I just posted a vintage Mountain Dew commercial ((Mountain Dew Sof’ Drink ‘It’ll Tickle Yore Innards!’)) when I ran across this DEWshine glass jug ((Mountain Dew DEWshine, 25 Fl Oz, Limited Edition Collectible Glass Jug)) on Mountain Dew’s Facebook page. ((Mountain Dew’s Facebook page)) Hmm, a coincidence? I think …

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Star Wars Darth Vader Bier Stein

Go to Germany ((More posts about Germany)) and ask for a Bier Stein ((The Age-Old Question, Does Your Brain Work Better with Beer or Coffee?)) and they may look at you sideways.  From our experience they call a Stein a Krug.  Krug can be translated to mug or jar.  Us Americans know …

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Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Glazed Chocolate Pie

Could the world get much better than this!?  Now you don’t have to get your lazy butt in a vehicle to drive down the road to a Krispy Kreme Doughnut shop.  Nope!  Just order your favorite doughnut, like this glazed chocolate pie from Amazon and have it delivered to your …

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