Existence and Liver


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(This is Entry #3 in the Pseudoish Wisdom Series)

You think, therefore you are, or something like that.  You think you are real but you are not real.  You are indeed fake.  Let me clarify, when online you are fake.  To your friend(s) you are real.

Go to any comment section and read the comments.  Not my comment section.  Try The Washington Post.  Every third comment is about how somebody is an idiot.  If we were a civilized society we would not speak like that to our fellow humans.

There can be only one explanation.  People who make comments in the comment section of The Washington Post do not exist.

What about liver?  It’s good for you, so you should probably eat it.  I wouldn’t though.  I would outsource that task to the starving children of the world.

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