This is the longest Batman v Superman ((Official Teaser Trailer for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice)) trailer released thus far and we still don’t understand the story-line. Allow me to sum up the trailer below with bullet points.
- He’s an illegal alien. ((Darth Maul vs Aliens ‘The Really Crappy Movie)) So basically he has entered our country to take our jobs and steal our women!
- Um, Clark Kent ((The Shield of Superman: The Evolution of an Icon)) is trying to take on The Batman ((A New Version Of The Batman Vs. Darth Vader Super Power Beat Down Video)) through the power of words.
- Lois Lane ((Lois Lane Superman Wiki)) informs Superman that his S means something.
- The S gives people hope.
- Supe’s momma says, “People hate what they don’t understand.”
- Momma says that Clark should do whatever he wants.
- Lex says that devils come from the sky. So, apparently he thinks that Superman is a fallen angel.
With the following information we can conclude that Batman v Superman movie is about how illegal aliens are actually demons and Batman has to try and stop them.
- He sees what appears to be Superman’s laser vision cut through Wayne Towers. This causes Bruce Wayne ((Batman (Bruce Wayne) DC Comics Database)) to scream in horror.
- He runs into the cloudy debris, thus filling his lungs with dangerous particles, but hey He’s Batman!
- Bruce receives a mysterious note that says “You let your family die.”
- In the next scene we see Bruce doing some CrossFit training. ((CrossFit Training | Forging Elite Fitness))
- Bruce says he is going to have to destroy Superman. What!? How?
With the following information we can conclude that Batman v Superman movie is about how Bruce Wayne is going to destroy Superman in the CrossFit competition!
- Why is she here? Who cares! 🙂
With the following information we can conclude that we don’t care what the movie is about because Wonder Woman ((Wonder Woman Deadlifting 6 Tons Beautiful Artwork by Georgel-McAwesome)) is in it.[fwdevp preset_id=”15″ video_path=”0WWzgGyAH6Y” poster_path=”https://8bitnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Batman-v-Superman.png”]
How would you rate this Batman v Superman movie trailer on a scale of Meh to Awesome?