If all criminals stopped robbing then the security industry would fall in which they could then easily go back to robbing
Group projects with useless classmates is the educational system preparing you for a future job with lazy coworkers. You think it’s a school only thing but it actually never ends.
If we are living in a simulation then strange things like Bigfoot, aliens, ufo encounters, etc. could be Easter eggs left by the developers.
The universal measurement for carpet dirtiness is how loud it crinkles when you vacuum it.
The fact that magicians do what they do without magic is way cooler than if they could actually use magic.